Xander

pain incarnate

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday

by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023

xander

a fine mf🙏🏿

i love you xander. you mean the absolute world to me.

HEEEAD???

wow. xander is so fine. oh my god.

by do828272 December 6, 2022

Xander

Hyper attracted to women, they are not necessarily straight or lesbian but cannot resist feminine charms. Often find themselves a male wife if they cant choose a side.

That's a Xander over there

by Sanda Panda November 21, 2023

Xander

Xander, also known as 'VX Galaxy', has the thickest ass in the universe

"You here comes Xander"
"Yeah, you can see his ass from a mile away

by TheDoorbell November 27, 2023

Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑

AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh

by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020

Xander

Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name

Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu

by Father large August 24, 2020

Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.

slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"

by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020