thumper

A penis of significant length and girth: A penis whose size and weight are substantial enough that, when lifted and then dropped over a tabletop, it produces an audible "thump."

"He was known for having a thumper that would make anyone's jaw drop."

by Kowallace May 26, 2024

double thumper

When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps

All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers

by BodyBasper December 11, 2020

Kitty Thumper

Kaevon.

Sure, kitty thumper ;)

by Jennifer Rodrigo February 5, 2021

thumper

a self-proclaimed gamer that streams every week while endlessly dying

Hey, Jerry look at that thumper

by hyperiex32 June 18, 2021

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

Thumper

N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.

Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.

by Qweeqweg February 10, 2020