LAN meet, or Local Area Network meet - where you meet with several people and possibly bring your battlestation for a 'splitscreen' playing of a normally online or single player game.
by Gordon Freemium June 25, 2017
Get the LAN meetmug. The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019
Get the Lan luckmug. The best person in the entire world. So pretty, funny and SEXY. Everyone loves Yi Lan skinny queen. She will light up your life, everyone wants an Yi Lan!
by SHHHHHHSECRET November 23, 2021
Get the Yi Lanmug. A gathering of gay guys who all take turns docking (see docking definition).
Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.
Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.
“Bro, wanna get the guys together for a LAN party tonight?”
“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”
“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”
by SakeJoto March 26, 2025
Get the LAN PARTYmug. by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025
Get the Lanmug. 
Example
Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all
Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE!
Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi
END
Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all
Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE!
Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi
END
by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023
Get the lan si lan yong linsimug.