Jeremy

The definition of 'Vanilla Face'. Origins unknown. Walks amongst us camouflaged with human skin which has been cut from babies.

Street name - Sexual Chocolate

e.g.

"What's up Jeremy?"

Or

"What's up Vanilla Face!?"

*NOTE*: Must be said in high pitch voice.

by i8mypenis July 6, 2010

Jeremy

Technical type of gay sexual action involving 3 people, where 2 hold the victim in a particular manner and the third performs the act!

Today I jeremyed Ross and it was delightful

by fb2003 August 21, 2011

Jeremy

Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.

Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?

Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.

Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.

by el dudarino March 3, 2011

Jeremy

Male that can’t admit they are hurt.

He is such a Jeremy!

by Jessink October 27, 2020

Jeremy

He's the jerk you go on one date with and then you decide, "yeah this is a mistake". Then he gets pissed and feeds everyone lies.

person: "OMG did you hear what Jeremy said about you?!"
me: "yep"

by cinnamonroll123456789 March 9, 2020

Jeremy

Someone who appreciates jokes about death and sadness out of an innate fear of both death and sadness.

Person 1: Why isn't a pencil like life?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.

by Admiral Foxface December 5, 2019

Jeremy

Jeremy is short for asshole, often known as a jerm.

That guy is such a Jeremy

by Saltayyyy June 6, 2020