Jeremy

The definition of 'Vanilla Face'. Origins unknown. Walks amongst us camouflaged with human skin which has been cut from babies.

Street name - Sexual Chocolate

e.g.

"What's up Jeremy?"

Or

"What's up Vanilla Face!?"

*NOTE*: Must be said in high pitch voice.

by i8mypenis July 6, 2010

Jeremy

Technical type of gay sexual action involving 3 people, where 2 hold the victim in a particular manner and the third performs the act!

Today I jeremyed Ross and it was delightful

by fb2003 August 21, 2011

Jeremy

Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.

Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?

Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.

Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.

by el dudarino March 3, 2011

Jeremy

sometimes pronounced "germy" by intellectuals, Jeremy is a medium-sized gay man who lost weight but is still fat. He seems to think his RSX is fast, but never drives it. Jeremy likes scaly porn and is usually out of work. Despite being a grown adult, he usually speaks like an infant. He is scared of sand.

wow Jeremy is a total fart-knocker, lets bounce

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

Jeremy

He's the jerk you go on one date with and then you decide, "yeah this is a mistake". Then he gets pissed and feeds everyone lies.

person: "OMG did you hear what Jeremy said about you?!"
me: "yep"

by cinnamonroll123456789 March 9, 2020

Jeremy

Male that can’t admit they are hurt.

He is such a Jeremy!

by Jessink October 27, 2020

Jeremy

a piece of shit sucks at football and gay

He such a fucking Jeremy

by Hellobitchyoucantfuckwithme January 18, 2018