Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.

Jared gets no bitched

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

Jared

The worst fortnite player in the world

Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite

by A random eliete member February 11, 2019

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jared

Jared likes under age kids

Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom

by Jared ppppo July 14, 2022

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017