Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025

Hatch Trimmer

Pussy killa

Pro hoe Slayer
the man other men wanna be,
and hoes wanna be with!

He is a straight up Hatch Trimmer bro...i mean its Thursday and hes already hit a three peat !

by instadick February 28, 2019

Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.

Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.

by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011

poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

Hatching

When a girl is on her period

I can't have sex with you this week, I'm hatching.
I don't feel like coming to the beach, I'm hatching.
Why are you so cranky? .." I'm hatching"

by cstoz February 10, 2021

pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.

Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.

by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024

Karney-hatch

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.

I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.

by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020