curved tv

A ridiculously overpriced variation of a much cheaper HDTV. A technology fad which companies do just because they can.

This type of TV is for people who have too much money and/or have no life.

Kid to parent: Whatcha doin'?
Parent: buying this new innoative technology called "curved TV".
Kid: OH NO!

by Wha-daCAG September 5, 2016

lovable curves

The popular TikTok Star known to be sweet, lovable and have bodacious curves.

Have you seen Lovable Curves TikTok?

by Comedyqueen September 10, 2021

Review Curve

An annual review where you were told in person you were great, outstanding, etc. and then receive a "medium" written review because the "Review Curve" says that you can't give it to more than one person on your team.

Although my boss said I was an outstanding employee last year in the review meeting, I got review curved and received a "3" on my annual review.

by Brook Byrnes February 9, 2023

lovable curves

A sweet lady with huge curves

She got those Lovable Curves

by Teneea September 20, 2021

Jelly Curve

The Jelly Curve is whatcha say when yah duhnt know whatta say

Guy 1: Yo spitz, what’s the nizatch?

Guy 2: I duhnts man, Jelly Curve

by Some Guy Who Makes Definitions July 15, 2020

Curve Spikers

A group of people who are ignoring government orders to stay indoors during a global pandemic.

Comparative to:
Flat Earther
Anti-Vaxxer

There are 12 teenagers gaggling around the park after the government locked down the city. Fucking Curve Spikers. They definitely have parents that are Anti-Vaxxers/Flat Earthers for sure (Probably Karen, and Steve).

by pewtypewter March 23, 2020

curved staff

A penis that has a banana like curve instead of being straight.

I can't wait to have sex with Joe because his curved staff tickles my g-spot.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020