cock of the rock

1) A bird that is native to the Andean forests of South America.
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement

1) When I was in the forests, a large cock of the rock flew down and landed on my arm
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.

by Urbanbeast18 April 19, 2017

cock of the infinite

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners

Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo

by Wild Thang April 23, 2004

cock in the cash register

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.

Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."

by Pete Dick January 19, 2008

sucked cock to the top

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.

Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."

by Hugginold Bear June 19, 2007

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

cock on the rocks

The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.

Also known as an eskimo blowjob or a meatcicle

She slipped some ice cubes into her mouth and sucked down a Cock on the Rocks

by Foxhill August 14, 2007

cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

by joebohobitz April 17, 2011