Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 1, 2016

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

Apocalypse Rising 2

A Roblox game developed by Gusmanak who previously made Apocalypse Rising. The game is an open world zombie survival game where the player searches for items used to kill players and zombies alike. Since Roblox is incompetent, the game has a fair amount of cheaters in it.

I can't wait to get home from my 6th grade class to play Apocalypse Rising 2!

by masiethecheese April 12, 2023

APOCALYPSE

Anonymous Provocateurs and Other Culprits that are Against Leaving Your friends to go to Pathetic Stupid Earth
from 22 vs. Earth

22: APOCALYPSE now!

by TheTaiwanese April 28, 2022

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Trickle Down Apocalypse

The middle get poorer, the top gets richer and the public is passed down the new and improved system of selling a kidney to make rent. When they say they're working "for the people" and the people are really working for them. Donating their life to servitude for the scraps of inflation and peril of the quality of life. A country pretending to still be a magnus of wealth and opportunity but it's really the opportunity to apply for food stamps when you get home from your third job. When the income that 20 years ago would have been considered well off barely buys the tent you now live in while you stream happy juice from your device that was supposed to fix everything and cry into your cereal that cost $15 a box. Food that is really poison to wring more money out of a propped up populous of vaccine zombies and Starbucks Karens. A Marxist Utopia. Cogs that are asleep while they work, nodding while they are obliterated and say "thank you sir may I have some more?" when the next guillotine falls. This is the longest, slowest, most expensive apocalypse ever. Open your throat and say ahhh as they pour the elixir of sheepledom into the gob that stays silent and runs into the building as the world burns.

I wish the world would end already. This trickle down apocalypse situation is fucking with my streaming time.

by Billie Kent October 7, 2025