A human that knows NOTHING...cares about NOTHING...thinks about NOTHING except the fastest way into his girlfriends house
by Childs Play March 21, 2006
A group of young male college students who are good friends and live together/next door to each other in dorm rooms. Requirements to become a "Guy" include but are not limited to the following: Just be there for the Bud Light, be metro, be creepy, be a lumberjack, be italian, be straight edge, be in the army, be a virgin, play a lot of xbox 360 or just make fun of sXe by putting an 'x' before and after everything you say. Disqualifications from being a "Guy" include but are not limited to the following: being between 6'5" and 6'8", being female, sucking cock at fucking pussy, not liking Labatt Blue or beer in general, not liking sports and finally not loving the movie SUPERBAD. xUPB 4 LIFEx
by GI Jon April 02, 2008
by CBNSK June 09, 2007
by Madelene Basset December 01, 2015
"Guy, it's like you weren't kidding!"
"Guy! Time to get out of here!"
"Guy. There's no way I'll finish this test in time."
"Guy! Time to get out of here!"
"Guy. There's no way I'll finish this test in time."
by Salient Alien July 09, 2005
What many, many females fantasise about, much like guys' attraction to girl-on-girl action, only this version is far less socially acceptable and thus kept a closely guarded secret, even more closely guarded than masturbation. Many teenage girls in particular have a special attraction for punk/emo-type guys getting together (see: emo boys who kiss)
If you've only just gotten access to the internet, where girls are free to express their love for guy-on-guy action anonymously, and refuse to believe this, see fanfiction.net, which is full of these types of stories. 99.9999999999% of the authors are teenage girls...
by guy-on-guy action is hot July 10, 2005