the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.

"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"

by yatomeino June 10, 2018

queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

by Telephony August 24, 2018

bread test

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.

"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."

"How did it go?"

"He's still inside throwing up."

by pickle peter December 17, 2013

Jabon Test

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.

I gave the Jabon Test to this dude with dredz. And he failed it. Hell yea, he a certified JABON!!!!

by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009

Neil Test

v. To hum at a certain frequency for a period of 0.3 seconds in order to test a sound sensitive electronic circuit.

May also include the infamous 'Helloooo~' to get a long sound wave to look at.

Often hilarious to watch.

My circuit got Neil Tested! He was saying 'Hellooo' for an entire minute before realizing the oscilloscope was disconnected! ROFL

by CJ @ College February 27, 2011

Litness test

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.

by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

Mom Test

Using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she'll be when she gets older.

"Dude, Angie looks pretty hot now, but I saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the Mom Test. "

"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."

"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"

by Woody Rollins October 26, 2009