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Knife stabber

A knife stabber is someone who hate knives both mentally and physically.

It really hurts the knives feelings, so don’t stab them with with your mean words

Don’t#Hate#Knives they have #feelings too
Knife hater: knives suck
Non knife hater: hey, don’t stab the knives with your harsh word, knife stabber
Knife hater: excuse me?
Non knife hater: K N I F E S T A B B E R
by DooperBooper June 12, 2018
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knife soup

A kitchen sink of soapy water with sharp knives hiding in its depths.
Darling, can you wash the dishes? No problem love.

Arghhh I've cut myself. You didn't tell me it was knife soup!!!
by The Second Englishman June 10, 2021
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Knife ear

A derogatory term for Elves in fantasy settings, in reference to an elf’s pointy ears. A favorite word amongst dwarves.

May also be known as “The K-Word” to those who don’t wish to say the slur out loud…
Dwarf: That does it! I’m gonna say the K-Word!

Elf: Don’t you dare! It will set our people’s relations back centuries!!

Dwarf: Shut up, you bloody KNIFE EAR!!
by Sova357 September 7, 2023
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Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.
"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."
by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008
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Knife Licker

1) One who licks their knife in public.
2) One who licks the knives of others in public.
3) One who licks the buffet knife!
1) Dude, can't believe you just did that. This is a nice place, you f**king knife licker!!
2) Seriously, f*ckhead, did you just lick my Swiss army knife?! Knife licking b*stard!
3) That w*nker just licked the cake knife!! I'm going to use that knife to stab that f*cking knife licker in his sleep!
by Timeofwoof December 1, 2011
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Nigger Knife

An often small but sharp object that is acquired within the radius of a nigger. Such as but not limited to a broken beer bottle, heroine needle, short pointed stick, or even the pointed end of a niggas Jesus piece
It started out as a fist fight, but when he started loosing he used a beer bottle nigger knife and cut me deep.
by Big Joe Momba March 12, 2010
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Throwing Knife

A type of knife that is used to be thrown. Usually a double sided blade with a handle the same size. The handle has no wrist guard. First originated during the American Civil War
Do you have throwing knife? We got some rednecks coming!
by MW2 Freak January 16, 2011
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