Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.

"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"

by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019

jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017

Jewish Snorkel

The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.

“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”

by Garzie June 24, 2018

Jewish Ben

When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.

Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!

Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.

by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 6, 2021

Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Jewish Cartel

A group of delinquents under the name of Jewish Cartel ™. Known for Jewish-American Organized Crime.

"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.

"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.

by Whipqin December 24, 2021

Jewish immigration

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.

The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.

by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022