One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
by April Alligator July 1, 2014
Get the Tampon Libertarianmug. "Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022
Get the Minion tamponsmug. "Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 31, 2011
Get the Tampon Turtlemug. Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.
by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020
Get the Periodt, no tamponmug. "DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023
Get the Satan's Tamponmug. A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.
by Charnizzles December 31, 2011
Get the Tampon Tiffanymug. The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013
Get the Tampon Snatchermug.