Periodt, no tampon

Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.

"She gon' get dragged periodt, no tampon".

by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020

no tampon December

Girls can't use the tampon in december or they will lose the challenge

I have just lost NTD (no tampon December)

by WeirdChallenges November 2, 2019

Tampon Libertarian

One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...

Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".

by April Alligator July 1, 2014

meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.

"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"

by bigdogzcok February 7, 2014

Tampon Tiffany

A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.

"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."

by Charnizzles December 31, 2011

Tampon Snatcher

The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.

by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013

Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest

"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."

by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023