One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
by April Alligator July 01, 2014
The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
by The puffy Wey December 30, 2013
"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 29, 2011
"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022
Period is another word for a cis-womans monthly discharge, and a tampon is used for them to control it. This phase is use for a ironic, humorous affect.
by SlangLiterature October 21, 2020
"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."
by Satans-Tampon November 07, 2023
A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.
by Charnizzles December 29, 2011