toaster thief

When you strike out or throw someone out with swag

Joe really looks like a toaster thief on the mound.

by CrackRocket May 17, 2018

toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub

Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

by Nick Paradise July 1, 2011

gay toaster

Toaster that only toasts dick

Fred:you get that new gay toaster
Gerald: yea my dick kinda scorched tho

by Gay rapist January 26, 2021

yes no toaster

The three only english words a french person that doesn't speak english knows. Often used like a running gag about someone who isn't fluent with his or her english(1) or as confusion(2).

(Imagine this dialogue is in french)
-Lucy is going to Los Angeles with you?
-Yeah but her English is really shitty.
-LOL, prepare for a lot of "yes no toasters"!

(2)Anyone: Hey! Do you know what time it is?
French: Eeeeh.... Yes no toaster!

by OranggaPA March 1, 2017

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does

Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?

by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023

Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.

Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men

by Awesome Ari October 9, 2023