Technoblade

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Who techno? TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES FOOLS!

by anonymous January 22, 2023

Technoblade

Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.

*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by Guy who says meh March 9, 2022

Technoblade

The best minecraft player there ever was.
RIP Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022

"Technoblade never dies!"

by Technoblade_Never_Dies August 14, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans

Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!

by RaccoonMaster88 April 29, 2021

Technoblade

A type of person who hates orphans.

“I am the technoblade of my group.” Meaning: “I hate orphans”

by quxckity March 16, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade was a man who everyone thought his name was dave. It’s not, it’s alex.

RIP TECHNO WE MISS YOU

Hey, you know Technoblade?

Yeah, why?!

Uhm, he died..

by eret_beloved July 1, 2022

Technoblade

r.i.p.

R.I.P. bro, Technoblade Never Dies!

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023