Malcolm Subban

It's Malcolm

Did you see Malcolm shut the door on Vitamin McD in OT last night?

Malcolm Subban is the best tendy in the league.

by Cheese Tucker December 8, 2017

productive sobbing

Having the ability to take your feelings, channel them through creativity and turn them into art.

I did some productive sobbing yesterday and came up with a new song.

by Josyds December 3, 2018

Mask-Snubbing

Originated during the coronavirus pandemic, mask-snubbing is when you look at someone then put your mask on to indicate your disgust for them

Saw shorty lookin cute but had to hit her with the mean mask-snubbing to keep her humble, also corona

by Cool Phox July 18, 2020

Ballpit Sebbing

(verb)
To Ballpit Seb:
To remain in a state of childish wonder, and possibly in denial, while holding a no thoughts head empty expression.

The equivalent of the 😀 emoji.

"Hey, heard you failed your test. You okay?"

"Idk bro I'm just Ballpit Sebbing."

by milfluvr.rawr March 27, 2021

The Subbans

Act of dragging ones buttocks across the ground thus creating a trail of caca which recreates the effort Jonas has to exude each shift

Jonas Siegenthaler is a good defenseman but he has a bad case of the Subbans.

by DevRickus October 31, 2021

Wet Slubbing

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.

Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.

by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021

gone subing

A sign two lesbians leave on the door to their apartment to let people know they aren’t home, they’re actually out driving in their Subaru outback touching each others no no square.

Instead of a gone fishing sign hanging up, like at my two dads house, my two moms have a gone subing. I wish I knew what that meant…..

by mike charter January 25, 2022