Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.

Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”

by LD666 July 12, 2024

Stuart

Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.

Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….

by @hsiaisb4 November 22, 2021

Abby stuart

Some one who holds the world record for biggest forehead even aliens are impressed by its size. And is a meth child and if she was a breaking bad character she would be skyler cause how much of a bitch she is and has the worst music taste of all time and loves how noah has cameras in her showers

Wow Abby stuart is such a bitch

by I<3hitler1945 November 18, 2025

Stuart Jarman

Is a knobend.

Hey, have you seen Stuart Jarman?

Yea, he's such a knobend!

by Stuartisaknob December 20, 2018

A Stuart

A wee rosy cheeked bawbag, has a condition of repetitive head bobbing due to sooking too much penis. Stuart’s normally drive classy cars like a fiat 500 convertible. I used to think fiat stood for fix it another day but actually stands for fist it another day

Your such a Stuart

by Ihatestuartwatson February 14, 2024

Albie Stuart

He's a nice guy

hey you're a bit of an albie stuart

by Rasputin321 January 3, 2024

Stuart

A Stuart is a silly goose. In fact, he is the silliest of all of the geese.

You are such a Stuart for getting that question wrong

by Guitarist121 March 25, 2025