spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 22, 2017

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Spongebob Squarepants

1) Sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
2) A surprisingly funny cartoon on Nick, in the spirit of Ren and Stimpy minus all the gross-out humor.

I was sure Spongebob would be another sub-Rugrats moronfest, but it actually is quite clever, appealing to kids and adults alike. Good stuff, believe it or not.

by r00fles April 25, 2003

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Spongebob Squarepants

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

by Patriot Gaming March 05, 2015

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Spongebob edited

Spongebob Squarepants or any general cartoon that has been edited with swear words, usually from songs containing vulgar adult language in an attempt at humor or to make the episode more funny. Spongebob edits can be found on youtube.com

Spongebob edited:
Spongebob: Come on squidward, just try a krabby patty!

Squidward: Try one of those radioactive *TITTIES* you call food? Next I suppose you want me to *FUCK* Patrick... *REALLY HARD!*

Spongebob: But it's good for you.

Squidward: GOOD FOR YOU? That thing is a heart attack on a "PIECE OF SHIT!*

by yuriogy1 August 07, 2009

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spongebob squarepants

A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.

Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.

by KrabbyPatty June 07, 2005

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spongebob squarepants

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.

Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....

by sarah February 26, 2005

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mocking spongebob

A meme that got insanely popular in june 2017
It includes spongebob imatating a chicken aNd SpEAkinG LiKE tHiS
It is used to reply to someone in a mocking tone

Me: You gotta stop smoking weed. It's not good for your health
*mocking spongebob picture*
Addicted friend: yOu GoTtA StOP taKiNG WeED iT's nOT gOoD FoR YoUR hEAlTh

by KingggggV November 02, 2017

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