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Sad spaghetti

Flop. A term to describe a general energy level. Flop. Not to be confused with Sad Sushi Roll. Flop.
I is a sad spaghetti. *Flop*
He can't do that, he is a sad spaghetti.
There is not enough fuel. It is a sad spaghetti.
by Sad spaghetti November 28, 2017
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bob spaghetti

Stranger: Who is the leader of your cult
Me: The greatest man in the world... bob spaghetti
by bob spaghetti May 3, 2021
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Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.
-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023
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Spaghetti and Pigballs

Spaghetti and Pigballs is a ancient term that comes from the movie Shrek. It’s when someone is super hungry for spaghetti and meatballs, but they call it spaghetti and Pigballs instead.
Man, I could really go for some Spaghetti and Pigballs..
by Dadsspagetti April 8, 2019
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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019
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Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.
Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.
by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015
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Hue Spaghetti

Life form, originated in Brazil, the dummiest dummy that has ever existed, friend of the smartest man alive and player of the worst game ever made
My name is Hue spaghetti and I’m a dummy
by LeJuanJSZ October 29, 2019
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