shunk

u wouldnt get it. clearly u havent ascended

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by WORMZ4BRAINZ (shunker) February 7, 2023

Shunk

The past tense of shank

"Don't go to close to him, he shunk someone the other day!"

by StraightforwardRules January 18, 2023

Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

slaunky

Slaunky is a way of saying your to high or to fucked up to remember things that you did prior to you taking the drugs

“Yo Bro I Was So Slaunky Last Night”

by Travis.better March 18, 2024

Slunk

Portmanteau of “slink” and “punk”. Used to describe punks who actively try to avoid detection, walking with a sneak or a slink, or dressing in an intentionally obfuscatory manner. Their reasons for remaining sneaky may vary from slunk to slunk, though it is commonly a defense mechanism or a stylistic choice on the part of the slunk.

I thought I had an encounter with a troupe of slunks the other night, but they got away before I could good look at them. They left behind some sweet graffiti, though.

by Slunkmaster steel April 10, 2024