Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

skid mark

shit stains

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws

by John December 25, 2002

Skid mark

(n) When feces is excreted while you fart in your underpants. There will be stains on your underpants.

Tim Evans farts loudly in his Physics class and he has to leave the classroom because there is a skid mark in his underpants.

by TimEvans December 14, 2010

skid-a-ginch

Someone who Doesnt whipe there ass very good; a skid in your ginch. Or she is considered a skid-in-you-ginch

"man what a skid-a-ginch"

by Cheryl McCrae-Gibson April 6, 2007

Skid-row

A line up of skids in which you can point out the different kinds of skids. Most of them still believe wireshark can be used to hack the NSA alone, and can't even identify what python looks like.

We've got a nice Skid-row here of scrows, scrids, and skids to pick out of, shall we skidgineer them?

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

Skid mark

Also known as a Connie lee .
A black chunky line of poop left in the crutch of someone's under wear after not wiping there bums properly.

Ummm dude ya got a Connie Lee in ya jocks. Errrttt. Skid mark

Omg girl is that a Connie Lee I see in ur nikkers.

by Big bad bretto May 26, 2017