Skettings

When you turn up at the motive and you want to know how many ladies are in attendance as well as if they’re worth engaging in coitus with.

Wugwarn my g, what’s the skettings at the shoobz?

by Prometheus47 July 18, 2025

Skettings

When you want to know how many promiscuous woman are at an event

Bro: ‘yo come to this motive’
Me: ‘what’s the skettings’
Bro: ‘there’s a bag of them here roll through’
Me: ‘say less’

by Prometheus47 December 13, 2025

Skets

Noun. Synonym for "butthole". And shortened word for "spaghetti". Often used in sentences where "spaghetti" can be replaced to create an innuendo.

1. I'm going to eat your skets tonight.
2. Your skets is very saucy.
3. I would like to slurp your skets.
4. Your skets has too many meat chunks and cheese for my liking.

by KickingDixon January 30, 2025

Dirty Thieving Sket

Inca McDonald

That Dirty thieving sket just took £160 out my jacket!

by seshkiller99 June 11, 2025

Dirty Thieving Sket

Inca McDonald

That Dirty thieving sket just took £160 out my jacket!

by seshkiller99 June 11, 2025

Sket Hulk

1. An absolutely gargantuan sket bitch who could probably use a diet and hundreds of hours in the gym; can often be seen roaming around trailer parks or living in very cold countries.
2. When a fucking idiot, thundercunt, sket bitch loses her fucking shit and transforms into her final form: a gigantic fish to mimic her pussy, and with dirty octopus tentacles which spread from her (bottom) lips. Refer to Octopussy

“Holy shit did you see Brenda at the trailer park?”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

shard sket ball

It's where you put an ice cub or a frozen spoon on a booty hole and soon as that bitch opens up you throw a shard of dope down the hatch.

The shard sket ball went into overtime

by GummyBearJuice March 23, 2024