Paper Skeleton

An alternative name for a bureaucrat.

Person C: "Who's the suit"
Person A: "This paper skeleton has been sent in by the district"

Paper Skeleton by Jorjor137 January 27, 2026

Dressing the Skeleton 

When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.

Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.

Dressing the Skeleton by fingergunmitch July 22, 2018

Snort A Skeleton 

When your cocaine hits like the ashes of your friend’s grandfather

Yo, I think tonight I’m tryna snort a skeleton

Snort A Skeleton by noelmillerfanboi December 19, 2019

Spooky Scary Skeleton 

Spooky Scary Skeletons, send shimmers down you spine.

"Hey there! Lets the Spooky Scary Skeleton dance!"

Spooky Scary Skeleton by Cali#9876 April 18, 2020

Sans the skeleton

Sans Is a nice outgoin but also very overprotective person, often protective of their brother, they often have a job at a hotdog stand and like winter days and nights.

Person 1: hi

Sans: hello!

Person 1: d i e

Sans the skeleton: n o

Sans the skeleton by Copper_Wolf December 3, 2020

Sans the skeleton

A very powerful character in UnderTale, he likes to make puns that his brother The Great Papyrus hates. Sans also appeared in Deltarune.
Quote from Deltarune:"too late. I already befriended your mom last night.

Guy 1: this box weighs a ton!
Guy 2: A skele-ton?
Guy 3: Please no, please don't make puns like Sans the skeleton...

Sans the skeleton by ARandomFurryBoi January 7, 2021

Knocking out a skeleton 

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

Knocking out a skeleton by Nesda February 12, 2021