tall sideways

A phrase which describes fat people. Causes controversy since 'tall' refers to vertical height, and that's why it's even funnier.

John:Wow, he's tall.
Leo:Pshyea.. tall sideways
John:.....ahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! ..That's slack.
Leo:=P

by ElDragonChan February 25, 2008

Where the Sidewalk Ends

Clitoris

The way to please a woman is strong and focused work where the sidewalk ends.

by J. DelaRocca July 18, 2010

fuck me sideways

when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)

'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"

by pgdog August 29, 2018

got me sideways

To be got, surprised, punked so bad that you just accept it because there is nothing you can do to play it off.

Guy 1 - "Hey, I just talked to Jim and he said he ephed your girl last night."
Guy 2 - "Wow, got me sideways."

by Terp January 16, 2006

fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.

-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.

by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011

fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Talking Sideways

Making insinuating remarks while using often exaggerated references to someone or something else. This way if confronted, it can be denied- like a passive aggressive little bitch. Common among gay males and females.

While glancing at you, pretending to talk about something else: “That guy Is an asshole! He’s such an asshole.” “Bitch, quit talking sideways.”

by S Alan February 16, 2020