ma girl fucked me up the arse with a wooden spoon and so I cummed on her mam. we had pure shaggers last night. she's in a and e cheeky fuck.
by uncultured swine of a fucktard March 19, 2019
Get the shaggersmug. The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
by The angry badger October 28, 2019
Get the Shaggers Cockmug. 
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020
Get the twitter shaggermug. by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022
Get the ferry shaggermug. by UrbanShithousery February 15, 2024
Get the Sheep Shaggermug. The definition of the saying sheep shagger originated from north wales,
It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger
It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger
Hi I’m Brandon and I like shagging sheep
Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him
Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness
Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him
Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness
by Sheepshaggers February 7, 2024
Get the Sheep shaggermug.