service trip

community service with an increased chance of getting murdered

While on the service trip, some of the locals were feeling murderous.

by Ourpseudonym March 11, 2015

yeoman service

Efficient service, dedicated service; help in time of need etc.

He done his with yeoman service spirit. His assistance was taken as yeoman service at the time of difficulty.

by Jaypp December 2, 2021

community and service

The shit that IB forces you to do to get your fucking lazy ass off the couch twice a semester to help some poor motherfucker out by walking his fucking dog or cleaning his laundry out to increase your grades.

Here are your Community and Service Logbooks *puts a fake smile on*.

(meanwhile in the brain of every person in the class) Not this shit again! I already did four last year!

by IBsurvivor December 31, 2013

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015

Lip Service

When your playing partner lips out a putt he simply just ordered some lip service.

Nice putt Tim Dawg, maybe you shouldn’t have ordered that lip service.

by Bawsz February 16, 2021

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015