Seens

A suspicious and weird character, typically going by the name of Eloise.
A Person or a group of people.
Plural is Seensi (pronounced scenes-eye.)
You can usually find Seens in a bedroom crying alone in the corner or on a Xbox , raging.

“Oh, Hello Seens- I didn’t know you were THAT into pornhub now.”

“Yeah, im figuring out my kink.cock and ball torture seems pretty dope.”

by SuckMyDick- June 29, 2021

Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?

Usually used when referring to an individual that has more than one sexual partners or when encouraging someone to have multiple sexual partners

"Beatrice is dating Connor and David at the same time", said Amanda
"Have you ever seen a butterfly with one wing?", replied Bethany

by Marshi_mellowie February 28, 2023

The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

seen-in-law

a person(s) you found online and formed a relationship via their videos

They are my seen-in-law because we are not directly related but we are like family on video calls.

by @mankabeer January 23, 2024

Soft seen

Reacting to a message with an emoji rather than replying. Often considered less aggressive than leaving someone on seen.

I felt bad for Tom so I gave him a soft seen so I don't hurt his feelings.

by Terry Thinge December 22, 2022

I’ve Seen Better

A quote that makes the user feel attacked in a very aggressive manor. Users of this quote may be very careful as they may be attacked by a variety of people. Including but not exclusive to Black people, Muslims, and Asians.

Muslim:Oh shit I just hit a crazy shot!
Random: ...I’ve seen better
Muslim: Yo, shut the fuck up!

by MaddPeople December 28, 2018

ass seen on TV

What they pixelize when someone moons da camera.

If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..

by QuacksO December 29, 2018