When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 01, 2019
A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.
"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.
by butthole re-generator September 27, 2018
The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.
Person A: Dude I need
Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary
Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary
by psuedominiom May 06, 2020
by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022
yo josh, stop saying the world is flat you dumb ass. the world has been prove to be round many times.
here you see that josh is not a Round Earther he's mentally handicap.
here you see that josh is not a Round Earther he's mentally handicap.
by Manreadingpaper March 30, 2020
Flo Rida's latest single, it is a part of the album R.O.O.T.S. It shattered all records for most popular song in the shortest amount of time.
On Billboard Hot 100, it debuted at 74. It shot up from 58 to #1 in one week, the fastest rise ever.
It sold 636,000 digital copies within one week, beating the previous record of 467,000, which was set by Low, also by Flo Rida.
It is the fastest ever to sell 1,000,000 digital copies, accomplishing that within only two weeks.
The song is based off an older song called "You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record)"
On Billboard Hot 100, it debuted at 74. It shot up from 58 to #1 in one week, the fastest rise ever.
It sold 636,000 digital copies within one week, beating the previous record of 467,000, which was set by Low, also by Flo Rida.
It is the fastest ever to sell 1,000,000 digital copies, accomplishing that within only two weeks.
The song is based off an older song called "You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record)"
by The Fascist Marxist March 09, 2009
by Fmoi: @215deuce_ March 13, 2017