ritish

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by RRK5314 February 26, 2017

Ritter

Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.

"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.

by MaximusTheWeird March 19, 2014

Kurt Ritter

1. Rhyming slang for 'the Shitter' i.e. the toilet. Used by employees of the Radisson SAS Hotel chain. It is a reference to Swiss national Kurt Ritter, the companys CEO since 1989.
shitter

2. Rhyming slang for the anus. Also used by employees of the Radisson SAS chain for the reasons listed above.

1. I need to void my bowels. I'm gonna stop by the Kurt Ritter.

2. I've got a sore arse. My Kurt Ritter is killing me.

by dantechild October 15, 2006

ratitis sucicide

is when the rat from ratatouille fuckes up the reciepe and hangs himself

ratitis sucicide

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Rittenhoused

When one’s presence is intended to render care but the overwhelming result was harm and or death.

Paramedic Trashio rittenhoused the patient after she administered an incorrect medication resulting in the patient dying.

by J-Krak February 27, 2022

Rittenhoused

When a scumbag messes around with the wrong person and that person lawfully defends himself or his property or the property of others by blowing that scumbags brains out or shooting the scumbags bicep off.

Bob, the pedophile, chased that poor kid down and tried to kill him, but Bob got Rittenhoused.

by Coco5579 November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse Effect

Its when a person walks into your stronghold, starts shit and/or threaten you (even if just by your very presence), then later claim self defense when you try and stop them.

Principal: "The guy went into the girls bathroom and then proceeded to snap your daughter's bra. Your daughter then slugged him, knocking him to the ground. He then hit her back just as teachers arrived. We are going to suspend her, but not him as it appears she punched him first."
Father: "So my daughter is another victim of the Rittenhouse Effect"

by Pocket Full of Kryptonite September 21, 2020