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Random

Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.
Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters
by IdiotSquadSenpai March 12, 2017
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Out of no where. Not expected.
bob: I LIKE TURTLES
sally:that was not expected it was so random
by Clever username August 26, 2017
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A "random" Is a person who rapes animals for fun and kills them afterwards to eat them.
That random is so weird . He raped that monkey again...

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YOU SAW THAT RANDOM!? Report him to the police asap!
by TheGodlyChicken September 23, 2017
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Idk it's random
Oh that's random
by American brat December 2, 2018
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i will random your tea out bitch
by tayyeditsbitch January 29, 2019
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Laughing in text by pressing letters randomly.
This is used when you actually laugh during the texting

- Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
+ yeah, sure

- *tells the joke*
+ assdfmsjdjdkskdjjd —> this is a random
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a word used to describe something that has no pattern or order.

also that word that gets beat the fuck up by little shits who can only reply to a normal conversation with "...well dat was random owo"
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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