Quarantine Bitch

The online hoe you had in quarantine

Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Person in Quarantine

A docile creature who sleeps, watches theories on YouTube, listens to 00s music, surfs the web for why their life sucks, takes comfort in inanimate objects and pets if they have any. This person will also lock themselves in a room for a certain amount of time and only leave to do essential stuff (eg: bathroom stuff aka showering and brushing teeth, food and limited social contact. This person will also be EXTREMELY bored.

Friend: Hey lets go shopping

Me: cant im a Person in Quarantine

by TheRisingTiedFortMinor July 17, 2021

Quarantine Queen

Someone who spends more time in quarantine than they do in work.

Nunnsy came back from another weekend away into yet another 2 week quarantine, making it 8 weeks out of 12, earning him the title of the "Quarantine Queen"

by Big D's Little D June 29, 2021

Cookie on quarantine

Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.

"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"

"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"

by l0v3xox October 28, 2022

Quarantine

bullshit

quarantine is bs

by Urban killer 911 December 7, 2020

The Quarantine Crazies

Derived from the phrase, "Cabin Fever", it is a physiological disorder where your mental state has dwindled due to multiple days/weeks/months/etc. being enclosed in their homes or other living situation.

Hey Jack, do you know what's wrong with Mary? Oh yeah, don't worry about her. She just had "The Quarantine Crazies". She'll be fine after a while.

by Stoner-Hed November 10, 2020

2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp

The modern version of Simp generated by meme culture in 2020, the 2020 Simp is an Simp who is a desperate man on the internet (mostly twitch) desperately shelling out bits of cash at women or even stalking them just because they are desperate.

Simp “John Doe is simping for her” “I’m simping for her””you’re a Simp””yur scting like a Simp” “he’s being a 2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp

by Dora the desperate need for November 23, 2020