Pyramid-y

A way to describe a pyramid structure in relation to something else.
"Caste Systems are very pyramid-y"
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 12, 2025
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pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living
Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off
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friendship pyramid

It is when you and your best friend find a girl to have a three sone with. One hits from the back and one hits from the front, then you high five you best friend while you are both inside of her to form a pyramid.
Me and my best friend did a friendship pyramid with the class whore.
by CatInBread April 18, 2019
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the red pyramid

A sex position. While doing the "eiffel tower" in reverse when the girl is on her period
I heard Carl did the red pyramid on sophia when the left the party last night
by Apollo420 November 19, 2023
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Pyramidical

What is that, its not a Pyramid
“Its pyramidical
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Pyramid of Giza

When three guys hold hands above their heads to form a triangle and the girl is in the middle fucking one dude and stroking and sucking the other two dudes. See also Eiffel Tower
Bro I Pyramid of Giza’d Emma last night at the party with John and Robert.
by TB0ne October 03, 2020
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