billy puncher

a very stoned dero
look at that billy puncher
by briannabiz December 14, 2023
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Shuttle Puncher

1. (Noun) a traditional Irish alcoholic beverage which consists of a pint of Guinness stout and a shot of vodka.

2. (Noun) a term used to describe an Irish person who can drink shuttle punchers like there’s no tomorrow
1. I got hammered off shuttle punchers last night and pissed on the floor of Supermacs

2. Seán is a serious shuttle puncher, I’ve seen him down 4 in a row like it was water and try to sleep with his mam 20 minutes later.
by Binocularboy May 23, 2024
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 04, 2022
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Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
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tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.
"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.
by Maine roots March 17, 2017
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thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong
by Jeff pie January 21, 2018
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