professora cristina

I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO 107!!! I HAVE NO CLASS MANAGEMENT AND I SUCK AT TEACHING!!!!!

Lately, Ronny has been acting like a professora cristina, I hate him when hes like that.

by insidecheesegrater September 25, 2018

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

Professor F

The professor of fuck who teaches all ages😉

Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class

by Icemagez March 8, 2019

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 4, 2019

Professher

Female version of professor.

Billy: Yo Tim did you see the new professor. she's cool.
Tim: You mean professher.

by emdawg7 January 14, 2021

professordom

The kingdom you enter when there are no distractions and you are wholly focused on the task at hand. For example, when you're on a run and you have absolute tunnel vision and nothing can distract you, no matter how hard someone may try.

Holy shit! He's in professordom. Better get out of his way. This victory is in the bag!

by Jarrod Harper November 17, 2021