Ass Pilot

1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.

(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!

by wufei September 9, 2004

Pilot to Co-Pilot

going pilot to co-pilot is the act of crapping in the stall next to a friend. also known as synchronized plopping. originated from the back-woods of Philmont,

Variations include going pilot to bombardier

Terms to know before going Pilot to co-pilot:
Flight Stick- when entering into an outhouse of some sort, this is the stick that the pilot must carry to rid himself of any unsuspecting "friendly" spiders that await in the toilet

Hiroshima- an awkward and yet slightly satisfying splash-back from your atomic bomb

Ace- someone that releases their "bomb" with such precision that they have no need to wipe, for it wiped itself on the way out.

Half-Ace -not quite an ace... but still refuses to wipe.

guy :"oh man I have to crap so bad!"
friend :"so do I!"
guy : "lets go pilot to co-pilot. I'm earning my ace"

by Blincoe March 7, 2009

Pito

Refers to the penis in general.

Check out the hottie chica over there holmes! Mi pito esta saltando!

by DysFunK Smith August 16, 2011

The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

Piotr

A good looking Polish guy. He is usually a good skater and plays the guitar, he is an amazing person and doesn't judge anyone harshly. He is great to be around. Sometimes quite socially awkward but overall a strange, unique and fun guy. Quite predictable and gives the best hugs. A genuine lover when it comes to romance and will do whatever he can to make someone happy.

George: "See that polish guy doing kickflips?"
"He is so cool, I wanna be like him"
Jamie: "He's Piotr isn't he!"

by JxSKills May 11, 2018

rusty co-pilot

When you're doing anal and you slip your finger up her ass at the same time your dick is in there.

I wanted to give her something a little extra so I stuck in my rusty co-pilot and tugged her asshole a little.

by Rusty Copilot III October 15, 2009

Pinot Grigioed

To get wasted drinking wine (normally Pinot Grigio) at lunch and then continue for the rest of the day working as if you're fine.

Als was completley Pinot Grigioed when he came back from lunch today! Like father like son!

by matthedude May 20, 2006