Pisser

A word/name to yell at someone when they annoy you.

Person 1: "Bro think he smart, bro think he funny-"
Person 2: "STFU PISSER"

by sewerwater510 November 9, 2022

Pisser

The act of making a character that pisses you off so much you want to kill them

Batwoman Is a fucking pisser

by Thatguy670 December 14, 2022

pisser

A cheap beer that goes right into your bladder.

great, all we have is pissers here.

by Taarty February 5, 2023

pisser pal

Someone you consistently have sex with. Could be friends with benefits, or your significant other.

I have been hanging out with Mary so much we decided to become pisser pals.

by Yung Ruble August 8, 2023

Pisser

What is pisser
I DONT KNOW PIssEr 🍆
What the fuck is pisser ha you are a pisser
A slang from piss

Wtf is thiz pisser

I dont know pisser

What the fuck is pisser ha you are a pisser Wtf a slang from piss

by Graffitijulian1671 November 2, 2023

Pisserable

The simultaneous state of being PISSED OFF and Miserable. Fury and despair working in unison to ruin your life. Not a fun way to live.

Sandy: "I heard Phoebe is off the rails again. Screaming threats at people while weeping."

Danny: "Yeah, she's a mess. She used to be chill, but now she's just pisserable all the time."
Sandy: "I guess bullying her was not a good look for us then, huh?"
Danny: "I guess not, now will you please pass me the butter."

by von groovy June 21, 2024

Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 1, 2024