le phrog

someone who thinks they are funny when they really aren't

Albert: Did you see Mark yesterday???
John: Yeah! He was acting like le phrog

by alorii November 22, 2020

Cheese Phlegm

noun; Cheese Phlegm also known as Dip Skin or Queso de Piel , is the thick, skin like layer of cheese that forms a top of cheese dips as it sets.

I don't want anymore chips. The is queso is getting Cheese Phlegm.

by ShatterTanner June 11, 2023

Phlochte

Term coined for the Bromance between Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps.

"Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps have their own bromance of sorts. Sports casters (Lochte and Phelps included) often refer to their friendship as a "relationship." Lochte is said to be the only man Phelps will take his headphones in the ready room off for and many people around Phelps maintain that, "Lochte is the best thing that's ever happened to Phelps".8 They keep in touch with daily text messages and phone calls and were featured on the cover of Mens Journal together as a precursor to the 2008 Beijing Summer Games. 9 Though they share a strong rivalry in the pool, the two have become great friends outside of it. Phelps, in his latest book, refers to Lochte as "Doggy" and talks affectionately about his rival and teammate. Bloggers have coined the term "Phlochte" for their bromance."

by agape_eternal March 25, 2009

phleg

(n) - Based upon 'phlegmatic.'

A boring, thoughtless, dull, apathetic, passionless person.

"Has that dude said anything all night?"
"Not a word... just kind of has that dead behind the eyes look. He's kind of always like that... he's such a phleg. Oh look, he's drooling."

by demiurger April 30, 2015

Hot Cheeto Phlegm

Left over Hot Cheeto chili residue in your throat while eating Hot Cheetos. Very difficult to get rid of and mildly annoying.

Fred: man i got da munchies dawg!

Jeff: want some flamin cheetos mah man?

Fred: nuh uh, those shits give me da hot cheeto phlegm.

Jeff: it aint easy bein cheesy...

by dannyram January 25, 2010

palogna

A word whose origins can be traced to New Preston, Connecticut

1.) A mis-hearing of bologna
2.) A beautiful girl who plays Donkey Kong, jumps on trampolines, and generates a good time where one normally wouldn't exist, who is extremely treasured by her friends.

1.) "Did you just say, 'palogna?'" Jan asked increduously.
2.) "I love my little palogna," Shane said, beaming.

by Sean M. Walsh September 25, 2005

Phloog

A really stupid person who is dumb and not smart and forces cars to live with him and become phloogs as well. Typically they name their cats some stupid shit like Kiki, or Cowabunga

You’re such a phloog

by phloog exterminator October 26, 2020