Philosophy Weeb

Worst kind of weeb. Watches anime for philosophical analysis. Loves Abraham Lincoln and //.hacksign
Ya know that philosophy weeb who quotes Aristotle all the time?
by WeebEnable630 October 28, 2019
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People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...
by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022
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Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 14, 2021
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Philosophy

an annoyingly cute little funion eating gremlin who likes messing with her big sister.
go tell philosophy to eat her gremlin food
by jawsay17 November 28, 2019
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philosophy

an annoyingly cute little gremlin who likes funions and annoying her siblings
go tell philosophy to eat her gremlin food
by jawsay17 November 28, 2019
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Philosophy

Philosophy or Phil is a know beastiality rights activist hailing from Detroit Michigan. They/them is a ranked member in the the server 251 of epic war.
I bet that vikings fan philosophy really believes Detroit has its own style of pizza
by Dianne aka Anzu November 30, 2024
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Philosophy

Philosophy or Phil is a know beastiality rights activist hailing from Detroit Michigan. They/them is a ranked member in the the server 251 of epic war.
I bet that vikings fan philosophy really believes Detroit has its own style of pizza
by Dianne aka Anzu November 30, 2024
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