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Poor Man's X

Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.
An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.

Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.

An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025
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Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China
"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1
by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012
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Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023
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Poor Man's Payday

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.
Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.
by Copyname March 11, 2019
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