Opposite Karen

An opposite Karen is a woman who this completely different than a Karen. Her name is Elaine.

I met this girl last night. She was a complete opposite Karen. Her name is Elaine.

by CS91 May 27, 2025

Opposite-Sex Vore

1. fantasy where a female fully consumes a male
2. fantasy where a male fully consumes a female

The title is obvious

I love women devouring men; it's my perfect type of vore. I love Opposite-Sex Vore

by GasparThalasso June 3, 2025

Opposite day

CLEARANCE LEVEL 6 REQUESTED
ACCEPTED

ENTER LOG

Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.

Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.

Addendum 1
8/17/1959

A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays

END LOG

Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."

by noteast July 3, 2023

Opposition Attrition

An open-assembly voting strategy in which an item guaranteed to place new tax or other burdens on the town's hardest workers is brought back for a final vote after these riffraff have left to rest up, if not show up, for their next shifts.

Guess what, Tony... that new water works plant passed after we left. We didn't have enough Nays to stop it before we had to leave, and then "opposition attrition" kicked in, leaving the usuals who coulda stayed till noon enough Ayes to ram it through.

by Zappin' Nap July 23, 2023

He meant the exact opposite of what he said

Hahahahaha you fucking clown. Yeah, I'm sure that's the case. Everything is looking pretty fucking free and fair from where I'm standing. This is great!

Hym "Hohohohohoho! THEY BLEW UP THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK! AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE... DELIBERATELY!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hoooooo man! That is fucking bad! Badbad! Wow! We've officially left 'We need to fight Hamas' territory and ventured face-first into 'Yeah, no, we're just blatantly doing a genocide' land! Holy shit! How's that Genocide Joe pick working of for you, shit-libs? I bet if Trump was still in office the Jews would have killed EVEN MORE INNOCENTS, right? That election though... It was just so very free... and so very fair... I mean... he said it wasn't but... He meant the exact opposite of what he said, right? Were getting a lot of that. People saying things and reality being the literal exact opposite."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024

#up-good-but-its-opposite-day

A forbidden channel rumored to have the most thug of materials.

"Have you checked the new post in #up-good-but-its-opposite-day ?"
"Bro, what the fuck is this"

by ThugMann April 8, 2024

Opposite wingman

A friend who makes sure you are loyal. Makes sure you don’t talk to any other girls. Keeps you a good man

“Bro you are such an opposite wingman”

by Abe999 November 30, 2021