noun
: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :
variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)
Ancient Egyptian "9to5"
*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique
: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :
variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)
Ancient Egyptian "9to5"
*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique
From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:
I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!
I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!
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Get the Pyramid Head mug.A love pyramid is like a love triangle, however instead of 2 people loving the same person 3 or more love same person, those people being the base of the pyramid and the point being the person everyone is in love with
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Get the love pyramid mug.A hollow tetrahedron containing a chicken. A pyramid-like structure with a triangular base, it is hollow inside and must always contain a chicken.
P1: “My toddler built a chicken pyramid, but didn’t put a chicken inside”
P2: “Without the chicken, it’s just a tetrahedron. Y’all are ignrant asses.”
P2: “Without the chicken, it’s just a tetrahedron. Y’all are ignrant asses.”
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Get the chicken pyramid mug.Often a supremely experienced and competent man functioning similar to a power broker within a larger organization. "Power Broker" in this context , and viewed pyramidally is someone who manages valued information and/or resources for personal and/or political gain through the entire length of the system.
by Hewer-Idel December 24, 2024
Get the Pyramid Master mug.A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.
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Gasp, groan, (something in Dolphin-ese).......you’re a *beautiful Pyramid Builder!!!!!
(*may, or may not be, paraphrased)
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by Chugglenuts September 6, 2022
Get the Pyramid Builder mug.Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"
"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
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