When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!
by The Guy From Miami January 05, 2010
A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 09, 2025
Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person
by jacque69 December 16, 2021
A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
by Kirsy August 12, 2020
it’s either bright or it’s not bright like fricking zendaya shes just bright, fricking those boots that go up to your knee they’re just bright. the song wap is bright. it’s a highly complemented word.
that shit is so bright
by SkylerxWesley July 18, 2022
by Longshotmovie May 16, 2019