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Oklahoma Roastbeef

The art of inserting a curling iron into the vagina while its on and twisting until cooked thoroughly.
My sisters ex boyfriend gave her the Oklahoma Roastbeef before she got a restraining order.
by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016
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Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.
After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.
by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019
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oklahoma limousine

A truck with 6 or more doors.
"Me and my cousin got a ride to prom in an Oklahoma Limousine."
by CelicaSupra January 24, 2017
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oklahoma soaker

When you’re working on an oil rig and you accidentally, or on purpose, pee on your fellow rig hands.
“I was peeing over the edge of the rig and I gave Phillip an Oklahoma Soaker. Bounced right off his hard hat!”
by ClaretyS April 28, 2021
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Oklahoma stingray

When the guy misses the pussy and goes in the ass
by Mitchellkyle June 27, 2019
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Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.
She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.
by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022
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Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together
by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018
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