Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 19, 2019
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nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024
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