The greatest LGBTQ+ Friend who ever existed. They make you happy and will always be caring. They always remember your birthday and get you gifts. They always tolerate you no matter what. They are also a huge weeb and are very murderous.
by Adi992 May 1, 2021
Get the Harry Sassemug. Refers to publicly-voiced derisive/uncomplimentary remarks/details ("sass") made about someone regarding his less-than-perfect-looking posterior ("ass").
(a prime example of character ass-sass-ination, from an old "Blondie" cartoon) Mrs. Dithers: In my younger days, I had quite a following.
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
Mr. Dithers: And she still does, heh, heh, heh... (cheekily placing his hand beside his mouth as if to prevent his wife from hearing his "aside" remark) ...but her dress-maker keeps it well-hidden!
Dagwood (staring down at Mr. Dithers' prostrate figure that's sprawled untidily on the floor as his irately-unamused wife stomps off in a huff): Do you see stars, Boss?
Mr. Dithers: Stars?!?? I can see the entire AURORA BOREALIS!!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the character ass-sass-inationmug. When you criticism someone in a way that isn't serious, you're being sarcastic. Especially when you make it really obvious to the person that you're just having some fun and don't mean what you say. Online, often emphasised with silly smilies and such!
'Oh look at them, lurking in the chat room, hiding from the rest of us!' :)
This is silly sass.
This is sissy sassing someone.
This is silly sass.
This is sissy sassing someone.
by Pseydoname April 3, 2015
Get the silly sassmug. Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
Get the ass-sassingmug. When a person is unbelievably sarcastic and real with you, to such an extent that it drives you back to therapy.
by user24575788 January 24, 2024
Get the ryan sassmug. 
