See: Butt-bread
by Mahalaleal October 16, 2003

When you're drunk and can't think straight.
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 21, 2011

by byaaaaaah October 21, 2008

A person with the ability to insert thoughts or ideas into another's head that does not cause immediate, but rather long term lingering mental anguish, usually having comedic value.
Walk up to someone. Look at them thoughtfully for a moment. Sing, "I've got a golden ticket." Walk away. BAM, you're a brain ninja.
by River City Smokers January 17, 2008

J: O, you have a smooth brain
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*
by Ace the simp May 5, 2023

Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.
by Fgyjt March 6, 2022

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.
"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
by hal priest February 1, 2021
