middle school

The worst years of anyone's entire life. Middle schools typically has grades 6-8, some middle schools have 5-8 or 7-8. Middle schoolers always make sexual jokes, flirt with other boys/girls, vandalizes school property such as the bathroom stalls, the student desks or the courtyard/playground (they often write people's names on the stalls such as "Person's name is a whore" or draws penises on it), gets into a lot of fights, smokes cigarettes, does drugs and gangbang, wears popular clothing like Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc to be the "popular kid" and they gossip, always make out with another middle schooler in the corner, and usually has a relationship lasting no more than 2 weeks. Girls often twerk in the locker room. When you tell on the students that are doing something they aren't supposed to be doing, the staff does nothing about it.

Elementary schooler me: I can't wait to go to middle school!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!

by a random eggplant December 28, 2019

Middle School

A place where you sit through boring ass classes and are stuck there for 3 years of your life. Given the fact that your already going through puberty, and you already feel like shit, if you like something another kid likes you are called a poser. Middle school is a place where 40% of the girls are sluts and are desperatly wanting a boy friend to make themselves look more popular, half of them are in their period the majority of the time, a place full of fuckboy wannabes who try to act cool by doing every trendy thing possible, and date girls, just trying to get in their pants, and walk around with a major monster erection half the time. If you fucking fart in class, forget it, your done. Teachers pick favorites and hate all their other fucking students. If you get pimples, the little queers who haven't finished through puberty yet usually make fun of it.

Middle school is full of queers!

by Mega fgt February 27, 2017

middle school

Most people are definiting "middle school" as a horrible place where you become emo. Well, that's a possibility, but middle school is easily the best few years of someone's life. You're too mature for the High School Musical obessors of elementary school but still too kiddie to lose your virigity. Well, for some people anyways. It's a transitioning time in our lives...let's face it, middle school is where you take your first puff of weed or your first relationship. It's a time to not be forgotten.

Middle school was some of the best years of my life.

by Nicxolelovesyou January 3, 2008

middle school

Middle school is a sheltered area were kids grow up knowing the good things in life. To them it may seem like hell but once they enter high school they are in for a surprise.

Middle school was my heaven. High school sucks.

by Tootsie Roll December 28, 2005

middle school

A place designed by Satan himself to segregate kids into different groups and have them bully each other for being different

hell > middle school

by Dubiks January 29, 2019

Middle School

Middle school isn't as bad as all the other definitions posted. In fact, I had a wonderful time in middle school. It's generally from grades 6-8 or 7-8, but there are some other variations on that. Most of the students are going through puberty at this time, which may make them feel uncomfortable. You get to meet a lot of new friends and take some good classes, though you'll end up discarding a lot of the information you learn.

"I went to ***** Intermediate in Sunnyvale, CA."
"That kid's kinda short, but he has a little bit of facial hair. He must be in middle school."
"Meiosis? Mitosis? When will we need this in real life?"
Answer: Middle school.

by gorga12porga13morga14 August 14, 2010

Middle School

A hell hole designed to scare young children into the reality that life is. It is a screwed up place. If you are going into middle school i pray for you, the place is scary.

Johnny: Im so excited for Middle School!
Teacher: Haha have fun!
Comes back after first day*
Johnny: Goodbye cruel world

by Urban douchebag April 23, 2015