Michelada Special

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.

Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

eron mickel

A nice and loving dad whom didn’t find this funny but i do... 🤔

Hey Eron Mickel

by Fuck my dofe May 30, 2018

precious'mikela

Precious'mikela is a sweet girl with lots of dreams. She's the type of person that everybody has a crush on. She is smart, bubbly, modest, kind and funny girl /woman. Precious'mikela is one of those people that you can see in one second that she will become successful one day. If you have a Precious'mikela in your life keep her because she will do good things in your life.

"If you have a Precious'mikela in your life you should not let her go "Jessica Neil

by Jessica Neil October 5, 2020

paige mickelsen

A chav that can't keep a man for more than 5 minutes. always wears tracksuits and a messy bun with blotchy tan and a violent personality. a short person that will be the size of a doorknob by the time they are 18. the type of person that would create a new email so they don't have to pay for spotify premium to listen to overrated trap music. always gives off a pissy energy and is always followed by a wall of perfume and fake friends that remind you of bugs.

"paige mickelsen is a slag"

by ag.x2to._tr@33y March 15, 2022

George Mickel

An up and coming yoghurt male who plays fifa and watch dogs legion
he does not like breaking bad because he could be homosexual

George Mickel ~ "Guys im like rd2d from star wars"
Josh ~ "shut up for a sec, im testing assassins creed 2 for 4 hours"

See that guy over there? thats George Mickel, don't look him in the eye cuz he might go beast mode

by Conor Crunchy June 28, 2023